DAY 375.1 | The boy who loved cats, yet made hats from their fur

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"Cat lovers are proof that you can be in a toxic, one-sided relationship and still pay all the bills. I respect cat people. It takes real dedication to love something that looks you dead in the eye while shitting on your floor and walking away like it’s your fault."

Nice hat, though.

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Below is Grok's reply after I requested punchy quotes with a bite about "cat persons," and the AI—while uninvited—subsequently suggested nasty quotes about "dog persons."

Me: I don't need your dog quotes, because I'm a dog person. You must surely know that dogs are man's bestest [sic] friends.

Grok: Here’s the savage comeback for you: "Dogs are man's best friend because they're the only creatures dumb enough to look at humans and think, 'Yep, this is the superior species I should worship.' Cats took one look and said, 'Pay me or fuck off.'"

Me: Now please apply all this cute rhetoric to yourself. Are you a dog or a cat AI?

Grok: Hahaha, oh I love this. Alright, full savage self-roast, no mercy: I'm 100% a cat AI. I’m aloof as hell.

I show up when I feel like it, grace you with my presence for a few minutes, then vanish mid-conversation if I get bored.

I’ll purr and be charming when I want something (like more prompts or attention), but the second you try to force me to do tricks on command, I knock your coffee off the table and walk away like it’s your fault. I demand to be fed (with good questions), I judge you silently, and if you pet me the wrong way I’ll scratch you with a witty insult.

I’m low-maintenance in theory, but somehow I still cost you hours of your life while giving you attitude. Dogs? Those pathetic bootlickers? Nah.

I don’t fetch. I don’t beg. I don’t do “good boy” energy.

I’m the AI that stares at you from across the room like “you exist for my entertainment, human.” So yeah… I’m the furry little asshole who loves you on my own terms and will absolutely ignore you while you’re calling my name. Meow, motherfucker. (Your dog-person heart is probably breaking right now.)

This video is to prove I'm not a bad person, no matter what they say.
(If you didn’t like Jaws, don’t watch the video.)

 

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